FAIL

Im not going to name the store I saw this at but ill say they have a whole city of circuit stuff in there and they may or may not have filed for bankruptcy recently. Click on the picture to get a better look!

While I watched this video I JIZZED IM MY PANTS!

I invented this shit!

Turkey is fun

Witten is back on track posting a 115 yrd 1td performance on Thanksgiving as we all give thanks that Tony Romo is back making our team look a lot better, were going to need him against the Steel curtin next week ill be out of town but still watching. I love you Jason Witten thats not gay is it?

TGFR

Im so glad we got our little Romo back its such a different game when hes the Jedi bus driver. TO and him finally got in a rhythm before TO exploded, which was good to see especially since the team who drafted him. Keep up the good feelings and awsomeness for Turkeyday.

thats hot

Ha

Fuckin A

cowboys bitch

Cowboys beat the dead skins bitch, barbarian had a good game but mostly thank god for Romo thats right im a certified romosexual. Now continue on your win streak and beat the gosh dern 49ers.

Guns Guns Guns Guns Guns

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Beer is good

and stuff!

asians are funny

WTF Cowboys!

OK boys this is it, you can't lose any more. Losing to the Giants isn't so bad the Giants are a good team, its the fact that the Giants made a lot of mistakes and looked very beatable if you could just keep your head in the game and oh you know TRY TO TACKLE SOME ONE MIKE JENKINS. I havent questioned Wade all year but to give the players so much time during the by week is a mistake, now I hope im wrong and im no football coach but it dosnt seem like a good idea to me. I know there banged up but the effort they put up in the second half last week was laughable. They need to be working on stuff like tackling and not jumping off sides you know stuff we learned in PEE WEE football. Any way Cowboys I still love you but untill you start playing up to your potential im going to put pictures of the cheerleaders on my blog instead of you.

Lol Weed

Scary words to see on a lunch truck.

For those of you that don't know the espanish Gato means CAT!

Observations from vail

Vail, Colorado is freakin sweet, if you havent been here you simply must go. It takes a while to get used to the altitude at about 8600 feet, the weather here in fall feels like a texas winter, cant wait to come back in January and feel a real winter!

Cake Rolled Bitch!

omg wtf is going on with my Cowboys

Ok so i haven't blogged about the boys in a while here's whats happened since my last blog. We lost to Washington 26-24, ok i can take that Washington is a good team and there a division rival you can't beat them all the time. We bearly scrape by the Beangles 31-22 and the score dosn't do it justice it was a close game untill the end, at this point im thinking somthing is not right and hasnt been wright since the Washington game, Then we go to Arizona and suck it up and lose to them 30-24, thats unacceptible its the freakin Cardnials I never take them serious even though they have good recievers. Then to put the freakin night cap on all this shit we just go out to St. Louis and play like a bunch of ass holes and lose to them, 34-14 thats just a joke, I dont know what the fuck is wrong with team but I hope they can pull out of this slump for my own sanity, there is to much talent, and to good of a coaching staff on this team for them to lose to these teams this bad and not even put up a fight. Im still going to be a cheerleader though, I love you Cowboys.

Another Funny!

Dallas vs. Greenbay

I haven't had a chance to blog about this, so im going to do it now. As you well know weather you send Brett to our place or we go visit Aaron, the Pack can't hold down J. Whitt and the Dallas offense. Woodson did a good job holding down T.O. but theres just to many weapons on this team to just espect that to hold us down. So stay hard cowboys and lets scalp the redskins (HAYOOH). My man crush on Jason Whitten continues.

so it that were they got it from

This guy is funney jonlajoie

If my game was explained in a song i think this would be it!

E-A-G-L-E-S beagles?

OMG I hate the Eagles so when my Boys play them its always nerve racking, Westbrook is awesome and of course the great Donovan (Whoooaa!) always plays tough. The Cowboys held there own and the D clamped down in the end when it mattered. I love you some you T.O. (god four years ago I never thought that I would say those words) Go Cowboys!

COWBOYS WIN COWBOYS WIN

Before the game started I was a little scared of this game because of the way the Browns looked last year. But not soon after the game started when Romo was like 8 for 8 and had enough time to visualize Jessica Simpson and rub one out before he through the ball to either T. O. or Whitten
who by the way not to be gay or anything but I love you J. Whitt. my confidence began to rise. My boys looked good I'm exited about the season, about the only problem i saw was the penalty's but I guess if we can over come that many penitlys and still beat a good team like cle I guess its not that big of a deal. The next game is going to be against the beagles who looked mighty bad ass today so it ought to be a good one.

Real NFL Football finally!!

da da da da dondon dondon thats the nfl song if you cant tell, Thank god the foosball is finally here I was really getting tired of baseball, and the mavs do nothing but let me down in the spring, so I have been dieing for some football. The game tonight started out being a good one with the Giants marching right down the field and scoring but turned out to be pretty boring. Plaxico tore it up againts the "dead skins" (bob sterm) Brandon Jacobs looked tough, and Jason Cambell, my god how many different offensive scemes can you throw at this kid in his career before his head just falls off. As a cowboys fan I was watching two teams I cant stand but it made me feel good that the "dead skins" ( bob sterm) looked like asshole, but the Giants are going to be tough.

my favorite line

Tropic Thunder epic super win!!

OMG OMG LOL BBQ, Funny as shit movie, Downey and his black face made the movie. I hate Tom Cruise but he was even funny as balls in the movie with his giant hands. Definite must see for the laughs, one of the few movies were I acually laughed out loud more than once. "Im a lead farmer motha fuckus"

Riddler for 2011 Batman?

Now before we get all pissed off thinking of Jim Carreys riddler lets remember that Nolan made the other two batman's work well so if they get a person to play the riddler all insane and dark like Heaths Joker it will be good and hopefully a nice 3 piece and a biscut end to this series.

isnt this the fing truth

They Chinese they play joke.

The Olympic rules state that minimum age of a gymnast to compete at a senior level for the games is 16. I watched the metal ceremony last night for the woman's gymnastics and thought to my self just at first glance that there is no way that some of those Chinese gymnast are 16, shit there was one who looked 8 or 9 to me. Then this morning it was a top story that they might be investigated for this. Damn China I know that the men to women ratio sucks there or that these were the best gymnast that came out of your gymnast farm that y'all have but damn bro's can't you find a chick that's not 8 to compete. While its not peeing in the American gymnast's coke it still was a nice joke, I hope the Olympic committee will find out the truth and give the hot American team the gold they deserved even though the hottest one fudged up a couple of times!
Looks like they don't ruv us rong time!

F U non Will Ferrell fans

Will Ferrell is the man, he is the only good thing that has come out of SNL in the last decade (besides J Timbo and dick in a box) in my opinion but anyway Step Brothers was a funny ass movie. Will Ferrell was his normal genius self and John C. Reilly was funny also, better then he was in Talladega Nights. Im not going to give any details except to beat the fuck out of those drums Dale!

Man or Woman Can you tell

This is a pretty funny quiz, before you take the quiz ask your self if you would do them before you click on the answer Click me

Basketball spares

Damn it only I was black and had marginal basketball talent. Click me

Chuck Fing Norris the highest card you can play.

Mm steakmms

You cant trust anyone.

I think i know this Rockefeller dude i saw him at st. pattys day

LOL he tried to kiss me! Click here if your not familiar with the story.

Man this guy went beyond nuts

Read this, its the weirdest story. Damn weird Canadians.

funny shit, stupid women

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My Sports Pants are out of control

Ok holly balls its finally here Football season has officially started, well at least training camp has. That means of course I'm getting prepared to super nerd out on stats, blogs, news reports, hard knox show on hbo and, of course cowboys updates on www.dallascowboys.com. So be prepared for alot of posts about the cowboys and the nfl in general. So thank god its finnally here i love you nfl and go sports!

Take one pass it around

Love at first sight

I want one now!

Ha

For some reason this video wont embed but heres the link! Click me

Oh Favre

Well the Favre mess is getting ugly if you need any clearing up on the issue I don't have the answers but the best thing to do is to refer you to an expert. Its no secret that the tickets own Bob Sterm is my sports leader I differ all of my questions to him for the answer and this subject is no different, no matter what your stance is on the issue read Sterms Blog he will give you all the info you need to decide weather you hate Favre, hate the Packers, or if your like me you don't care either way because your a Cowboys fan.

You want to know how google ownes you.

That's how bitch!

Boobs

Hammy Hambone

My new man Josh hammy hambone, hamslamwich, hambino actually got the Yankee fans excited last night as he completely made every other dude at the home run durby look like A-rod in the playoffs (bad), dude hit a record 28 homeruns in the first round. Now if your going to watch it on your tivo because you havn't seen it yet just go ahead and turn it off after that cause hommie wore himself out and ended up losing in the final round when he could only crack 4, but still I dont think anyone will remember that. Hopefully tonight at the allstar game he will get one in the parking lot!

Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.

Don't rob this pizza place!

This video is awesome, this happened in Denton, I wish every robbery ended up this way!

Intertubes

Sorry folks for the lack of posts lately my interwebs was down for a few days but as you can see Im back I will get some new posts up shortly. Thank you for your patients and loyalty, (stop making fun of WOW Dorian you know you would play it if you weren't scared of getting sucked into it.)

god i want to get some of this stuff sulfur hexafluoride

wwwwwweeeeeellllllll wwwwwweeeeeellllllll

That's a double wwwwweeeeeelllllll for the Brewers acquiring CC Sabathia from the Indians, me living in Dallas you would not think I would care but I'm just doing this for the Ticket shout out. Bob Sterm is my leader go Brewers!!

Come on

It will be fun!

Its not the only reason

but its most of it

hell yea

Accept no subsitutes

god so tru

Naija boy

Boobs

lie

Google owns you

I knew Google was big but if you sit and think about it there bigger then you can comprehend here's an article I found about it Click me

Sweet I got a new achievement

Did I ever tell you how much I hate the Pats.

emo+nerd= nemo?

Member down the alley not across the street.

Scrubs is better then Gray's

Plus Elliott is hotter then Gray, but maybe not her sister, shit I know way to much about Gray's.

If Nintendo Made Halo 3

Get Smart

and shes in it, so if you need another reason then your a chick and go to watch the rock.